⚙️ Welcome, Adventurers and Æthernauts!
Goggles on, gears turning:
The 2026 Steampunk Soirée
The gears have begun to turn again. Somewhere beneath the Lord Baltimore Hotel, behind brass valves no engineer remembers installing and doors that should absolutely not open during a thunderstorm, the Paradox Protocols have been activated.
On September 26, 2026, the annual Steampunk Soirée returns for an evening of strange elegance, clockwork absurdity, impossible science, and spiritual interference. Goggles will gleam. Corsets will creak heroically against the laws of respiration. Gentlefolk adventurers, rogue inventors, temporal fugitives, and curious observers from alternate histories will gather beneath flickering gaslight for an experience that slips between worlds with all the subtlety of a steam locomotive crashing through reality.
Adventure awaits!


Performers, Troubadours & Masters of Ceremony
The stage is set, the gears are turning, now all we require is you.
We seek bold performers, whimsical illusionists, Victorian vocalists, absinthe-fueled poets, and scholars of steam to educate, entertain, and enchant our guests. Tell tales of airship battles! Recite aetheric verse! Dazzle with mechanical mayhem!

Volunteers & Clockwork Crew Wanted!
No great Ball unfolds by chance alone! Join our esteemed company and contribute your talents to the seamless operation of this grand event.
Wayfinders, ticket takers, guides, and keepers of order, it is your energy that keeps the Ball in motion and ensures every traveler, no matter the century they hail from, finds their place in the revelry.

An Invitation to the Extraordinary
The evening features live performances, peculiar wonders, and a séance where communication across the veil is not only encouraged, it is apparently part of the operating procedure now. Management would like it clearly stated that tampering with temporal devices during manifestations is discouraged after the Incident of 2024. You know what you did.
Esteemed Artists of Wonder & Amusements
Gathered from far and wide, our distinguished performers share their talents and artistry for your delight. Each brings years of experience and a world of knowledge, offering marvels to entertain the mind, stir the imagination, and quicken the heart of every guest.
The Paranormalist
Hot Todd Lincoln
Pray, reach out should any questions arise.
Address
Lord Baltimore's Hotel
20 W Baltimore St
Baltimore, MD 21201