2026 Steampunk Soirée

The gears have begun to turn again. Somewhere beneath the Lord Baltimore Hotel, behind brass valves no engineer remembers installing and doors that should absolutely not open during a thunderstorm, the Paradox Protocols have been activated.

On September 26, 2026, the annual Steampunk Soirée returns for an evening of strange elegance, clockwork absurdity, impossible science, and spiritual interference. Goggles will gleam. Corsets will creak heroically against the laws of respiration. Gentlefolk adventurers, rogue inventors, temporal fugitives, and curious observers from alternate histories will gather beneath flickering gaslight for an experience that slips between worlds with all the subtlety of a steam locomotive crashing through reality.
Adventure awaits!

The stage is set, the gears are turning, now all we require is you.

We seek bold performers, whimsical illusionists, Victorian vocalists, absinthe-fueled poets, and scholars of steam to educate, entertain, and enchant our guests. Tell tales of airship battles! Recite aetheric verse! Dazzle with mechanical mayhem!

No great Ball unfolds by chance alone! Join our esteemed company and contribute your talents to the seamless operation of this grand event.

Wayfinders, ticket takers, guides, and keepers of order, it is your energy that keeps the Ball in motion and ensures every traveler, no matter the century they hail from, finds their place in the revelry.